Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

womens rights

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I <3 Hitler

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

Knock knock... Home invasion

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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