how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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