- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Get on the boat.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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