A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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