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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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