- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

bite me

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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