- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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