- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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