on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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