- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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