- Anti Joke

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

my penis

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What rhymes with milk...milf

A dyslexic man walks into a bra