- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

knock knock come in

NEVER

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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