- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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