- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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