- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Women.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

a man dyslexic into bar walks a