Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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i'm hard

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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bite me

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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