What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Women's rights.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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