- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Chuck Norris.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Chris is hairy

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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