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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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