- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

I'm Polish.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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