- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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