- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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