Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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