Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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