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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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