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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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