what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Cancer

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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