- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

* anti-punchline

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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