- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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