Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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knock knock Goodbye

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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