- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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