Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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