Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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