i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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