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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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