why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do I hate? people

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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