- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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