- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

haha black people :D

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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