This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A dancer walks into a barre

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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