Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...