- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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