A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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