- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

guess what? bannanas

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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