Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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I'm homeless.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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