- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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