What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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