Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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No your aunties a joke

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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roses are red poo is poo

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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