- Anti Joke

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Tony Romo

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K