- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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