- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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