- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Donald Trump

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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