- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who did that?

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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