hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

an emo girl walked into a white room

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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