- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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