- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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