Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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