- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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