- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

knock knock... ...no answer

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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