A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Michael Brown

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Jesus Christ

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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