A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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