4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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