- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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