- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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