"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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