- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

All of these jokes are about white people

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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