- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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