A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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My spelling is horrible

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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