why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Grace Ackerson

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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You idiot.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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