- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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