- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

womens rights.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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