- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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