- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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