yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

this website is a bad joke

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Im taking a shit right now.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

autistic kids rock

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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