- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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