How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...