- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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