- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Knock knock. Its open.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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