Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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