- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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