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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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