Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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