- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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