What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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hi

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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