- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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