How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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12 in general

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If life gives you lemonade.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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