Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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