Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Refridgerator.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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