- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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