whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Lololol

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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