- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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