Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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