- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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