You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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