Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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XD Jackass.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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