Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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