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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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