- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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