- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what did one computer say to the other .........

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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