- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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