- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

The child was fired from his job.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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