- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Ebola

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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