- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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