Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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