- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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