- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

What's just not right? Left

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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