- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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