What time is it? 2:47 PM.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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