- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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