Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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