What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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