- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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