- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Women's Rights

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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