- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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