- Anti Joke

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a black man? Rob

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.