Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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