An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

White NBA players.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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