- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??