- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

John lazzaro likes dick

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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