A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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