- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

There's my tractor.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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