- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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