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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Chuck Norris.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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