- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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