What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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