Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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