- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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