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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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