Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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