what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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