- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did? Yes

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's long and black The unemployment line

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

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