A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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