I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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