What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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