- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You know what's cool? Yep.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

how do you win a game try your best

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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