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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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