- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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