Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

every cloud has a silver lining

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

alert('The Game')

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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