- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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