A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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