- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

roses are red poo is poo

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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