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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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